Some days I wish I were a French woman. They are so effortlessly chic, able to limit themselves to no more than three bites of anything, and smoke and drink with no apparent consequence. Then, there are the days I go to Dinosaur BBQ in Harlem and thank God I’m an American. Here, gluttony is encouraged, even expected. Case in point: wet naps are handed out alongside your heaping plate of pig heaven…a little wink to the fact that once your food arrives you will do very un-French things like rip meat off rib bones like an animal and shamelessly lick sauce off your shirt. That’s okay. We are Americans, and man, it is sexy in its own way. You may have to wait a while for a table but that’s okay because their bar beckons with an amazing selection of microbrews and the bigger brands we all know and love. Go. Immediately.
Las Palomas
There are people who know how to make you feel comfortable in their home and then there are Mexicans. In my humble opinion, no one does it better than our neighbors to the South. In high school I taught the daughter of a local Mexican family English and they, in turn, invited me to their home for dinner on many occasions. They were always stuffing me full of food. Telling them I was full was no excuse. One time, my parents came over for dinner and my Dad ate 14 tamales. I will never forget hanging out in the living room of their house with their daughter while my parents and her parents laughed and chatted around the dinner table for more than an hour even though her parents spoke no English and my parents spoke no Spanish. When I miss that convivial spirit or just miss good tamales, I head to Las Palomas, a tiny Mexican grocery store on the Upper West Side. They sell tamales only on the weekend (for $1.50 each!), but last time I stopped in they had tacos too. In fact, a couple of people were eating them off plates in the store – it felt like I had been transported from the City to La Puebla. Las Palomas also sells some good Mexican groceries that can be hard to find elsewhere including tamale wrappers, cactus, espazote, and various peppers. In the true Mexican spirit, whether you speak English or Spanish you are always welcome here.
Hungarian Pastry Shop
New York seems to have a so much of everything (except affordable housing, of course) – thousands of great restaurants and shops, boundless forms of entertainment, and dozens of neighborhoods to explore. One thing that is lacking, though, is great old-world coffee shops. It is true that lately more independent coffee shops have popped up, and most are serving delicious coffee and treats to go with it, but sometimes you want to go to a place that feels like it was established hundreds of years ago. A place where intellectuals have gone and discussed ideas that turned into great novels. I am thinking Kafka, Freud, and Mozart. Okay, I am thinking of the great Viennese coffee shops that I miss so much. There is really nothing like it here in New York City, but the Hungarian Pastry Shop comes pretty close. Although it is only about 50 years old, it feels as if it has been around for much longer. Located near Columbia University it is chock full of students and professors. Yes, everyone here is smarter than you. So what? Sit down, grab your New York Times or journal, and lounge as long as you like. No one will bother you. I’m not going to tell you that the pastries are the best you’ll ever eat or the coffee is incredible – both are good but not great; however, the ambience can’t be beat. Not stateside anyhow.
Florence Prime Meat Market
On quiet Jones Street in the heart of the West Village lies meat heaven. Or, more accurately, butcher heaven. You know that song, “These are a few of my favorite things” from the Sound of Music? In the song a young girl sings about her favorite things, including “raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,”…adorable, but a little too saccharine for my taste. Shortly thereafter, though, she sings that she loves “brown paper packages tied up with string” as a favorite thing. When I hear that particular line I think, “maybe I can relate to this girl” because she is clearly singing about a perfectly wrapped piece of meat from an authentic butcher. It is so hard to come by these days! Florence Meat Market is an unassuming, sawdust on the floor, ode to the great butchers of the past. The butchers that work here are true artisans and nearly everything is cut-to-order. I once ordered a lamb shank and when the butcher asked how big I wanted it I told him I needed enough to serve 4 people. He left and returned with a skinned lamb, it’s legs sticking straight out, and asked me to show him where to cut it. That, my friends, is awesome. Another time I ordered a sirloin roast and watched the butcher take at least twenty minutes to cut the roast and then pound out a thin layer of fat to surround the roast so it would baste perfectly in its’ own fat in the oven. Whether you are ordering bacon sliced as thick as you’d like or splurging on a couple of their Newport steaks, you can’t go wrong. The icing on the meat cake? The prices are incredibly reasonable, the staff is so friendly, and the quality of the meat cannot be beat.
Porto Rico Importing Co.
Magnolia Bakery
I can already hear your eyes rolling, even though that is impossible. That’s how many eyes are rolling. Magnolia Bakery, situated in the heart of the West Village, has been attributed with starting the cupcake craze. True or not, many New Yorkers would say the cupcake craze has come and gone. It is no longer cool to love cupcakes. Only tourists go to Magnolia’s now and that is because they saw it featured in an (ancient) episode of Sex in the City. They aren’t even good! Too sugary, too expensive, too…2005. Well, I am here to tell you that as far as I am concerned, the cupcake craze is far from over. I love the idea of eating a decadent piece of cake without a fork. I love that each cupcake is equally delicious and adorable. I never wander by Bleecker and West 11th and not buy a cupcake – I don’t care if I have to stand in a long line with a bunch of Europeans and Texans to do it. The truth is, I would say that I am discerning when it comes to cupcakes – I’ve tried many I don’t like. In my opinion, there is no better cupcake than the double chocolate (chocolate cake, chocolate frosting) at Magnolias. The cake is cakey. The buttercream is buttery. And the ratio of buttercream to cake is perfect (about 1 to 1).














